Tales From School, #6
- Student 1: I sprained my butt cheek in gym class.
- Me: That's gross and also impossible. Your butt cheek isn't a joint, therefore you can't sprain it.
- Student 1: Well, I hurt the muscle somehow.
- Me: So what you mean to say is you pulled your gluteus maximus muscle.
- Student 2: Well, MY gluteus maximus is hurting from sitting all day.
