January 2009
42 posts
YO STINK, BITCH.
SNOW DAY! Victory is mine. (So is my bed.)
All I want is ONE inclement weather day. COME ON ARLENE ACKERMAN.
Up north. It’s cold.
I want to see Animal Collective @ Electric Factory on May 12.
YO DAWG WE HERD U LIKED WORK SO WE PUT A NATL DAY OF SERVICE IN UR WORK WEEK SO U COULD GO INTO SCHOOL AND GRADE PAPERS ON UR DAY OFF
If You Like It, Then You May Feel Compelled To Put...
Imolls:
3) You might not have a boyfriend because you’re too special. That’s very possible. A lot of dudes hate being challenged, hate having to work for things and don’t understand unconventional beauty or when someone’s personality is even more powerful than their looks. A lot of guys are freaked the fuck out by that, but then as they get older, scramble to try and tie you down because they way...
Yum Yum Gimme Some
Good news: sourdough bread with Vermont Butter & Cheese on top is DELICIOUS.
Bad news: I walked by Miel Patisserie yesterday, only to find out it is closed and under new management. Now where will I find French-style macaroons?
Smothering plights
magicmolly:
Am reading “Wuthering Heights” for the first time and finding it substantive but not exactly engaging. Makes me very curious about the people who account for the novel’s enduring popularity. Who are they?
It seems too wandering and theological for young people; too romantic for those who dislike romance but too unresolved for those who do; too humorless for fans of Austen or...
Thanks to everyone who wished me a happy b-day!
Heading to watch the Fluffy Iggles…about an hour and a half late.
I am having my quincenera [sic?] tonight. Memphis Tap Room. Smell ya l8er cats and kittens
My Nataho is here!
IT’S DRESS-DOWN DAY SUCKAZZZ…I’m dressed-down and ready to dress some kids down too.
“I am pretty sure I am a doppelgänger for Alan Alda.”
Ooo, he made my blood just burn; I flipped so far I thought I would not return
Was gonna leave work @8:32, but then Pandora whipped out DJ Khaled’s “We Takin’ Over”, so you know I had to stick around for that jawn.
“I’m glad that no matter what crazy stuff happens in my life, if it...”
– A text message from Mr. T
Plans for my future child, if I have one
magicmolly:
She’ll learn to read. That’s the first thing. She will figure out how to order books from the library and read, in random order, everything by the authors she likes or the authors that seem important. Sometimes I’ll read in tandem with her (Persuasion, Cat’s Cradle.) She’ll have good self-esteem and will not face the frustration or repugnance of others at her curiosity. But also,...
Anyone want to see Lykke Li in Philadelphia on 1/30? Message me!
Weekend in Avalon > going back to work tomorrow.
Put me on a plane to Philly so I can just get my freaking mummer on already.
Back in Philly. I actually missed it!
Wondering if I have it in me to go to Avalon this weekend…?
“we dont need no noise control, we dont need no trains to stop, throw mama off...”
– singing
Omg now he borrowed some dudes guitar and is playing it air style!
“ok so heres what happened.”
– “ok so heres what happened. That chick just zsa zsa gabored that cop and now she dont wanna pay for her ticket”
“that man over there in”
– “that man over there in that white suit, thats a pimp if i ever saw one.”
“yo this cop look like”
– “yo this cop look like david hasselhoff. This be like the bay trainwatch right here.”
“this shit is real, they”
– “this shit is real, they got handcuffs, taser, vaseline!”
Im on the train and were delayed bc of a disorderly passenger. This one dude is giving the play by play and its HILARIOUS.
I really hate when people that work at public transportation hubs tell you to slow down. That’s not helping my nerves, ya buttheads!
Happy 2k9 you old horny sluts